apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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