You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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