I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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