Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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