she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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