brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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