16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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