God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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