The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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