You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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