GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
this just has baby written all over it
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize