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I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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