Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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