Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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