I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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