Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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