they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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