Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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