if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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