You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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