Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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