we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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