how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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