She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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