I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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