Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
