I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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