Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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