nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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