just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You can make out without kissing
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