i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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