Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
