what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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