Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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