i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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