I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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