i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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