When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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