That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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