I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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