yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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