he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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