This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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