Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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