How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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