I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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