That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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