do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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