I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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