Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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