question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Michael Bay diarrhea
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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