Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He felt like a one man threesome
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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