That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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