I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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