So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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